Thursday, January 25, 2007

The essential Cambridge political website.

Cambridge is a big little town. Once I was told that it is the largest
city in the United States without a daily newspaper. To be sure
everybody reads the Globe but the Globe doesn't pay much attention to
Cambridge. Quincy has a five day a week paper. Cambridge's only daily
is the Harvard Crimson, and if you're interested in Cambridge life its
a good idea to read the Crimson. Its also a good idea to read Robert
Winters' website, which is cleverly to be found at rwinters.com.
Winters ran for council once and spends the rest of the time teaching
math and writing about local politics. Famously he once said that "it
is mathematically impossible for Central Square to become Harvard
Square so long as Harvard Square exists." This did not conclude the
endless argument about gentrification but it should have retired the
hysterical claim that Central Square was becoming Harvard Square.

This column also appeared in The Alewife, North Cambridge's excellent
weekly. The column might be read the way you'd read Howie Carr.


Robert Windows
http://rwinters.com/

January 09, 2007

Cambridge Ideas by Robert Winters

Fine Feathered Nests

Even before the year 2006 began, word leaked out from Cambridge city
councillors that a deal was in the works to grant some councillors
their own personal aides in exchange for their votes to make Ken Reeves
mayor. The plan at that time was for Reeves to appoint certain
councillors to chair several Council committees and to use this to
justify the supposed need for personal staff.

Robert Winters

Sure enough, when the committee appointments were made, new co-chairs
were created where there had been none, and the councillors appointed
by the mayor to chair some committees made no sense at all. Soon after,
each councillor was given the option of receiving a personal aide
courtesy of the newly anointed mayor.

By the end of the year, this city council had accomplished less than
any in the history of the city. At year's end, there were precisely
zero Council committee meetings scheduled and little for the
councillors to do.

In truth, 2006 was a year during which some councillors measured their
new offices, others measured their chances at getting elected to new
offices, and the rest measured how many more years of incumbency they
needed in order to max out their pensions.

It was a year to take care Number One, and no one did so with greater
extravagance than his royal highness, the mayor, Mr. Reeves. While all
other departments kept their budgets close to the levels of the
previous year, Reeves submitted a budget 54% higher than the previous
mayor. The main increase was the inclusion of personal "research
assistants" for each councillor - all paid out of the Mayor's budget to
complete the deal that made Reeves mayor.


It's important to understand several things about these "research
assistants." First, they don't do any research. In fact, nobody knows
what they do other than free up time for councillors to seek
reelection. Second, they are, for the most part, affiliated with the
political campaigns of the incumbents - just like almost everyone who
works in the mayor's office. For this reason, their salaries are
effectively campaign contributions paid out of city tax revenue. Third,
since they're provided by the Mayor's Office, it's important that
councillors make nice to the Mayor if they want to get their personal
coat-holder, letter-answerer, and car-parker.

When the Mayor's Office budget was submitted last spring, only one
councillor, Craig Kelley, had the gonads to pull that budget to allow
discussion. Unfortunately, when it came time to ask questions, the new
councillor declared that the budget was going to pass anyway, so there
was no point in asking questions. Wrong, very wrong.

By the time December rolled around, we discovered that our wandering
mayor had not only used up his $20,500 annual travel budget in less
that half a year, but there was now an appropriation request for an
additional $19,750 for travel expenses. The appropriation passed
without discussion.

What this all means is that this Cambridge City Council unanimously
believes in the principle that "you have to go along to get along."

In most political settings, there are two parties in play. No matter
what you call them, it's basically a balance between those who are in
control and those who would like to be in control. Those on the outside
play a vital role in requiring those in power to justify their actions
and expenditures. We really don't have that in City Hall any more.
Everyone's an insider. Last term, we could always count on David Maher
to point out the lack of garments on the king.

The only time anything is challenged now is when there is some
political gain to be had - all in the noble cause of incumbency
protection.

I've been closely following local government in Cambridge for two
decades now and I've never felt as little affinity with any group of
nine councillors as I do right now (with the sole exception of Michael
Sullivan who was recently elected as Middlesex County Clerk  of
Courts). Most of them put their own self-interest well ahead of the
taxpayers' interest. Half of them are focused more on their next job
than their current job.

Because Cambridge can always permit another large development project
to cover any added costs, this Council rarely has to be concerned about
any blowback from an unnecessary expense, especially the expense of
feathering their own nests.

What we could all use now are some good men and women who are willing
to run for local office and to challenge the incumbents. This can be a
daunting task. We don't usually get more than a few credible
challengers brave enough to give it a try. The campaign finance
reporting requirements are a pain (unless you fudge the numbers, like
the mayor), fundraising is awkward and time-consuming, and it's likely
that you'll catch some abuse from somewhere before it's all said and
done.

Any new candidate has to get up to speed on a lot of issues in order to
avoid embarrassment, but there are many people who will be happy to
lend you a hand. Candidacy is one of the best ways to learn about local
government. There's a better than even chance that you won't get
elected. Nonetheless, we could really use you. Think about it! The year
2007 could be a great year to clean house at City Hall.

There are now a lot of people in Cambridge who would love to oust some
incumbents. They would love nothing more than to have their choice of
credible hallengers to support and to give their Number 1 vote next
November. The School Committee race could also use some competition. If
you have loftier goals, there are also several Massachusetts House and
Senate seats that could use new occupants in 2008.

Asking someone to become a candidate for public office is a lot to ask.
Consider yourself asked.

January 09, 2007 in Robert Winters | Permalink

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Mr.Tea@TheBigTable

Mark Mooradian is everyone's favorite vendor. He is positively
evangelical about tea. He will be discussing and demonstrating a wide
variety of teas at Toscanini's in Central Square. This is one of the
best ways to spend a chilly winter evening.
Tea Party
with Mark Mooradian
Mr. Tea@TheBigTable
899 Main St.
Central Square, Cambridge
We Ja 24 2007
5PM>630PM
Green Tea ice cream.
Matte Lattes. Honey Cardamom Lattes.
Learn about tea : black tea, red tea, green tea, white tea,
oolong tea, frost tea, tissines. Sample tea and ask questions.
Mark will be introducing two new teas:
Armenian Mint Mate,
Pu Erh Ginger Licorice.

FREE.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Bob Lefsetz on the radio. For your own good.

From:
http://lefsetz.com/wordpress/

Howdy all,

Wow. What a shit week last week. I would blame it on that lull between
Christmas and the first releases of the new year. But, If you look at
the Billboard Top 200, there is not a bunch of stuff there to drive
anyone into the stores. Especially ours.

The coming 60 days have some releases that are dreams for us. All
independent. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Bloc Party, The Shins and Arcade
Fire are all on deck and there is much excitement, yes even for
physical goods.

What concerns me and what I think is a root problem for our  industry
is radio. As great as the new Shins record is (and it is great), you
can't hear it on any mainstream radio anywhere in most parts of the US.
Same with the other three titles. This is the new stuff that ought to
be promoted. All I get is Nickelback and Hinder mixed in with 15 year
old Pearl Jam and Stone Temple Pilots. Not very exciting. Not knocking
the two current bands dominating radio because I know they have an
audience. I am just saying that radio has become this ultra dull
lifeless thing that I rarely turn on.

I can hear you now saying "Don, you caveman, no one listens to the
radio. Everyone hears about new music on the internet". Well, that is
just not 100% true. A nice chunk of people hear about new music on the
internet (obviously). But frankly, many people are just too damn busy
to spend non-work time in front of their computers. Some are lucky
enough to get to stream KEXP at work but most are blocked.

As I have said before, I keep on top of everything by sticking my dial
on "Left of Center" on Sirius. In my opinion, there should be a station
like this in every market. For those who have not made the leap into
satellite radio. For those who get sun and don't live on the internet.
In other words, the majority of people out there. The people who would
be purchasing music but just can't get turned on.

My kids don't turn on their radio any more. It sucks too bad they say.
What is terrible is that no matter how many ways people have to get
turned on to new music these days, what they really need is a filter.
Unfortunately, the biggest filter out there, the one in every car on
the road, is blocking the best stuff from the air.

Coalition of Independent Music Stores Top 200 for Week Ending 01-14-07

 1 BEATLES|LOVE   
 2 MAYER*JOHN|VILLAGE SESSION EP
 3 MOS DEF|TRU3 MAGIC
 4 WAITS*TOM|ORPHANS
 5 TV ON THE RADIO|RETURN TO COOK
 6 CALE/CLAPTON|ROAD TO ESCONDIDO
 7 SPEKTOR*REGINA|BEGIN TO HOPE
 8 CASE*NEKO|LIVE FROM AUSTIN TX
 9 DECEMBERISTS|CRANE WIFE
 10 NAS|HIP HOP IS DEAD
 11 DYLAN*BOB|MODERN TIMES
 12 AKON|KONVICTED
 13 RICE*DAMIEN|9 
 14 NEWSOM*JOANNA|YS
 15 BECK|INFORMATION
 16 RACONTEURS|BROKEN BOY SOLDIERS
 16 INCUBUS|LIGHT GRENADES
 16 RED HOT CHILI P|STADIUM ARCADI
 19 YOUNG*NEIL & CR|LIVE AT THE FI
 19 TIMBERLAKE*JUST|FUTURESEX/LOVE
 21 JAY-Z|KINGDOM COME
 22 SEXSMITH*RON|TIME BEING
 22 MY CHEMICAL ROM|BLACK PARADE,T
 22 LAMONTAGNE*RAY|TILL THE SUN TU
 25 CLARK*GUY|WORKBENCH SONGS
 25 DREAMGIRLS|SOUNDTRACK
 25 YOUNG JEEZY|INSPIRATION: THUG
 28 HOLD STEADY|BOYS & GIRLS IN AM
 29 MEDESKI/SCOFIEL|OUT LOUDER
 29 RODRIGO Y GABRI|RODRIGO Y GABR
 31 MAYER*JOHN|CONTINUUM
 31 SHINY TOY GUNS|WE ARE PILOTS
 33 EMINEM PRESENTS|EMINEM PRESENT
 33 U2|U218 SINGLES
 35 RAE*CORINNE BAI|CORINNE BAILEY
 36 YORKE*THOM|ERASER
 36 YO LA TENGO|I AM NOT AFRAID OF
 36 MATISYAHU|NO PLACE TO BE
 39 COLD WAR KIDS|ROBBERS & COWARD
 39 CAT POWER|GREATEST
 39 STEFANI*GWEN|SWEET ESCAPE
 42 THICKE*ROBIN|EVOLUTION OF ROBI
 42 BAND OF HORSES|EVERYTHING ALL
 42 BRAND NEW|DEVIL AND GOD ARE RA
 42 WOLFMOTHER|WOLFMOTHER
 46 SLOAN|NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT
 46 SILVERSUN PICKU|CARNAVAS
 46 SNOOP DOGG|BLUE CARPET TREATME
 49 BLACK KEYS|MAGIC POTION
 50 VINCENT*RHONDA|ALL AMERICAN BL
 50 KNOPFLER/HARRIS|ALL THE ROADRU
 52 DENNEN*BRETT|SO MUCH MORE
 52 MCKENNITT*LOREE|ANCIENT MUSE
 52 YUSUF (FORMERLY|AN OTHER CUP
 55 GNARLS BARKLEY|ST. ELSEWHERE
 55 KILLERS|SAM'S TOWN
 57 SNOW PATROL|EYES OPEN
 57 BEYONCE|B'DAY 
 59 GOV'T MULE|MULE ON EASY STREET
 59 SIMON*CARLY|INTO WHITE
 61 HAINES*EMILY|KNIVES DON'T HAVE
 62 ROWAN*PETER|YOU WERE THERE FOR
 63 NELSON*WILLIE|SONGBIRD
 63 SWORD|AGE OF WINTERS
 63 CASE*NEKO|FOX CONFESSOR BRINGS
 66 MASTODON|BLOOD MOUNTAIN
 66 KOOKS|INSIDE IN/INSIDE OUT
 66 CLIPSE|HELL HATH NO FURY
 66 WARD*M.|POST-WAR
 70 BLIGE*MARY J.|REFLECTIONS: A R
 70 LEGEND*JOHN|ONCE AGAIN
 70 TUNSTALL*KT|EYE TO THE TELESCO
 73 GRIZZLY BEAR|YELLOW HOUSE
 73 ISIS|IN THE ABSENCE OF TRUTH
 73 CITIZEN COPE|EVERY WAKING MOME
 73 FURTADO*NELLY|LOOSE
 77 MUTE MATH|MUTEMATH
 78 BLACK ANGELS|PASSOVER
 78 EVANESCENCE|OPEN DOOR
 78 FRAY|HOW TO SAVE A LIFE
 78 TRAIL OF DEAD|SO DIVIDED
 82 GOMEZ|HOW WE OPERATE
 82 GHOSTFACE KILLA|MORE FISH
 82 PINK FLOYD|DARK SIDE OF THE MO
 85 LEWIS*JENNY WIT|RABBIT FUR COA
 85 STEVENS*SUFJAN|ILLINOIS
 85 DEATH CAB FOR C|PLANS
 85 TOOL|10000 DAYS
 89 BIRDMAN & LIL' |LIKE FATHER LI
 89 TENACIOUS D|PICK OF DESTINY
 89 FOO FIGHTERS|SKIN AND BONES
 92 DEFTONES|SATURDAY NIGHT WRIST
 92 CASH*JOHNNY|AMERICAN V: HUNDRE
 92 OLD CROW MEDICI|BIG IRON WORLD
 92 PEYROUX*MADELEI|HALF THE PERFE
 92 KNOPFLER/HARRIS|REAL LIVE ROAD
 92 DIXIE CHICKS|TAKING THE LONG W
 98 MCKEOWN*ERIN|SING YOU SINNERS
 98 TAPES 'N TAPES|LOON
 98 SCISSOR SISTERS|TA-DAH
 98 BLUE OCTOBER|FOILED
 98 FRANTI*MICHAEL |YELL FIRE!
 98 KILLSWITCH ENGA|AS DAYLIGHT DI
 98 VINCENT*RHONDA|RAGIN' LIVE
 98 30 SECONDS TO M|BEAUTIFUL LIE

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Winnie Yang's hungry life: http://thatswhatyouthink.wordpress.com/

Winnie Yang is smarter than you and eats more than you and travels more
than you. Her blog is entertaining.

Gettin' my art on in Berlin
Published November 30th, 2006 music , art , travel , food ,
articles , winnie 1 Comment

The local paper published an ever-so-timely article on the museum scene
in Germany's capital. I was there this past weekend and while I didn't
make a point of going to the Bode, I did discover two very, very cool
institutions that have made it onto my list of favorite museums of all
time.

7. Jüdisches Museum - Berlin
8. Hamburger Bahnhof

It's remarkable how much museums have changed in my (albeit short)
lifetime. Or maybe just in the past decade. I guess if you want to see
the old-school methodology for exhibit and information display, you
might go to the Egyptian Museum in Turin. But the Jüdisches Museum
ranks right up there with the Terrorháza (admittedly also in theme) in
terms of innovative exhibits. The latter is probably more tactile or
interactive, but the former gives you all kinds of personal narrative
to make the exhibit ("Home and Exile: Jewish Emigration from Germany
since 1933?) really hit home. I also like that they inundate you with
so much information, so much evidence of the difficulties, the
nightmares and tragedies that these emigrants had to deal with that you
emerge from the museum feeling you've had the shit kicked out of you.
That's what museums should do to you.

The Hamburger Bahnhof is similar in the visceral sense, but I more
marvelled at the physical space and use of this former train station.
The Hamburger is one of many modern art museums in Berlin (I also went
to the Neue Nationalgalerie, which, while designed by architecture
demi-god Mies van der Rohe, has a very institutional (read: gym-like)
feel. I'm not into the short screen-wall things they've hung stuff on
on the main floor. Modern art needs telescoping, swooping spaces. Or at
least that's what I've been cultivated to think anyway. Short walls =
short shrift.) They have some really great installations there right
now. Definitely a must-see.

This is the Altes Museum, which I didn't actually step inside, but I
like what they had to say out front.

Anyway, what I ate in Berlin:

Most of my time was spent in the Mitte and Prenzlauer Berg, which are
very, very cool neighborhoods. Mitte/parts of the PB are sort of like
the Lower East Side/East Village/Williamsburg. In fact, much of Berlin
reminded me of Williamsburg. I'll even go so far as to claim that
Berlin IS the Williamsburg of Europe. Other parts of PB are almost like
the Upper East Side or St.-Germain-des-Prés.

Just up the street from where I was staying is the famed W Imbiss that
was mentioned recently in the NYT piece on Berlin street food. I don't
know if Gordon W was actually ever there the two times I ate there, but
there were definitely plenty of ex-pats hanging around both behind and
in front of the counter. I had

the avocado-chipotle naan pizza. With sprouts and arugula, as you can
see. Naan is excellent at this place. Berlin is like NYC in terms of
food — you're not necessarily going to find anything spectacular that's
'local' per se, other than bratwurst and currywurst, but there are many
places that specialize in that sort of neo-continental student fare of,
like, carbohydrate + spreadable item (+ cheese when appropriate; +
greens when you're in an area riddled with hipsters or yuppies).
Basically variations on burritos, pizza, bagels, etc. Even better when
it comes with a mango lassi! W's are excellent.

A few blocks further north, I stumbled upon one of those little
boutique/coffeeshops that's so hot these days. Misses Marbles, this one
is called, and they have some delicious kirsch-streusel-torte:

and really nice, really expensive tote bags.

Berlin, you're A-OK. I'll be seeing you soon, you can bet on that.

Random notes:
I caught Donizetti's "L'elisir d'amore" at the Staatsoper, and it has
to be one of my favorite operas yet. Clever, funny and just plain fun.
I spent half the time trying to tease some kind of meaning out of the
German subtitles and understood maybe 5% of the Italian they were
singing in, but I still thoroughly enjoyed every minute. I think I've
commented on this before, but in Europe, operagoers skew on the young
side.

A list I made after finally getting from Milan to Berlin:
Metropolitana di Milano
S/U-Bahn
Bad/infrequent signage
Well-designed signs everywhere, where they ought to be
Dirty
Pristine
Ticket machines from 1970s
New ticket machines
Inscrutable instructions for ticket purchase
Clear instructions in 8 languages
Where are the maps?
Maps everywhere
Where's the train official?
Train official very helpful and right where he should be
Where's the train?
Train ETAs electronically updated by the minute

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

From our observant Anthropology Correspondent: Underwhelmed at the ICA Member's Party

A month after the fact, so don’t file this under news.

File under: Would Bostonians Dress Up For Their Own Funerals?

The Location:
The waterfront. The new Institute of Contemporary Art.
Wood. Glass. Water. At last, a destination-worthy new building in Boston. When I read that City Hall recoiled from the brick-free design I almost wept: WTF-weeping. I’d like to copyright that: WTFWping.

Thank goodness for Kairos Shen at the Boston Redevelopment Authority who, according to The Globe helped “calm concerns in City Hall that the project was too adventurous architecturally for the city.”

City Hall, left to their own stingy aesthetics, would allow Cleveland (Cleveland!) to architecturally lap us.

The Event:
The members’ reception for the first art museum in open in Boston in over 100 years. Boston’s Cultural Event of the Season (NOT the signing of Daisuke Matsuzaka).

The Scene:
Underwhelming (My opinion while in a good mood).
Pathetic (My opinion in a bad mood).
Let me be clear – this is a critique of the party scene, not the Diller Scofidio + Renfro building or the theater space (can’t WAIT to see a dance performance there), or the opening exhibit, uneven with a few pieces I loved, among them: Cornelia Parker’s “Hanging Fire (Suspected Arson)”, Chiho Aohsima’s hilarious lobby installation “The Divine Gas” , and a mesmerizing piece – don’t know title or artist – of a perception-altering, horizonless red void.

The party was called for 7pm-midnight. My friend Cynthia and I arrived sometime after 9pm, to avoid the expected earlier crush. So we arrived, hungry, just before the halfway mark. All the savory food was gone. Bad planning.

Only dessert remained. Dessert is overstating it. Let’s say, sugary snacks. Here’s what was served:
• Bowls of candy: m&ms, gummy Swedish fish, Skittles (I am not making this up)
• Chocolate-dipped marshmallows on wooden skewers. (?????!)
• Fancy pretzel logs dipped in chocolate and nuts (this was adding insult to injury because I’m allergic to nuts.)
• Maybe there were cookies. I can’t remember. I was so hungry I double-fisted the Skittles and m&ms and staggered off with one of my two allocated pink cocktails.

Let’s recap: The Members’ Party.
Members: People who on good faith bought memberships to a museum that had not yet opened, and which opened three months late (as of yet – they have not offered to extend our memberships).
Swedish Fish??

The Fashion, and Lack Thereof:
I spent an hour getting dressed. I am not a fashion whore, but, Cultural Event of the Season. I felt obliged to represent.

My outfit: Grey deconstructed skirt with subtle sideways fishtail; deep v-neck, snug, black, Victorian-style blouse; knee-high lace up black boots with instep buckle, AND rhinestone floral brooch at the waist with swagged chain linked up to large kilt pin. Vintage black handbag. Cascading curls. Very Dark Lipstick.

Kind of Fabulous Punk Victorian.

Most other female attendees’outfits:
Anne Taylor dresses
Black or navy velvet
And the uniform of thirty-something women: Short black skirts, knee-high black boots, topped with basic sweaters (!). In NYC, women wear this to the office.

A few attendees, especially the gay men, were decked out. Also architects. Cynthia and I, resting our tired feet in the theater’s orange stadium seating, argued over the team loyalties of a handsome young man in a beautiful suit, fantastic two-toned shoes and a scarf (an accessory scarf, not an inclement weather scarf). Cynthia insisted gay, because of the scarf (we’re in BOSTON, after all). I disagreed. We decided to chat him up, purely for research’s sake. He was an architect, which I figured decided the issue (Not Necessarily Gay). Cynthia was not convinced. But I had more evidence:
1. He did not comment our on noticeably fabulous outfits.
2. I admired his shoes and he felt obliged to provide an excuse for why he was wearing such fantastic shoes.

Definitely Not Gay.

-- Sari

Friday, January 12, 2007

Mr. Tea

Tea@TheBigTable
899 Main St.
Central Square, Cambridge
We Ja 24 2007
5PM>630PM

On We Ja 24, at our store in Central Square, Mark Mooradian will talk
about tea and share old and new flavors.
Learn about tea : black tea, red tea, green tea, white tea, oolong
tea, frost tea, tissines. Tea is a vast world with a long history.
Mark is the Prince Henry the Navigator of this world. Mark sells tea
to all of Boston's best restaurants, Legal Sea Foods and places as far
away as Chez Panisse.

Mark will be introducing two new teas:
Armenian Mint Mate,
Pu Erh Ginger Licorice.
Its free.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

No trans fats. Never had 'em. Never will.

Starbucks announced that it is eliminating trans fats from its baked
goods. It might be better for Starbucks to eliminate baked goods.

Toscanini's gets baked goods from Toscanini's & Sons and Petsi's
Bakery. Both are on Beacon Street, the strange street that runs out of
Inman Square and almost reaches Porter Square. Neither place has ever
used trans-fats. T&Sons makes a fabulous vegan chocolate cupcake and I
also like Petsi's scones on the weekend.

Two years ago my sister and I went to the Fancy Foods Show in
Manhattan. Mimi was working for Tiny Trapeze, the confectionary
company that Whole Foods later purchased. The Fancy Foods show is a
great place for Foodies. There are entire aisles for countries like
France and Belgium and other aisles for regions like Tuscany. Most of
the food is delicious.

There is also a percentage of low-end junk food. This year the most
popular new items were barbeque sauces. Again. When you go to Fancy
Foods shows the most popular "other" items are either bizarre potato
chips or barbeque sauces. If you make a barbeque flavored potato chip
named after a geographic resort area like Cape May, Cape Cod, or Cape
Anne then you can come to every show.

The Tiny Trapeze booth was next to a sprawling setup for a commercial
bakery that supplied most of the Starbucks in the Northeast. Their
bakery was in The Bronx. The show opened on Friday. Thursday night
everyone set up their booths, but this guy was also taking the time to
slice up his samples. I asked him if it wasn't a little early to open
and divide all these baked goods. "Oh no," he said, "they'll last a
week under any circumstances." He was a cheerful sweet man but I
resolved never to eat anything at Starbucks.

Long ago Boston had Coffee Connection and Coffee Connection had a some
pretty good food to eat. They had a chocolate fudge brownie that was
outstanding. When Starbucks bought out Coffee Connecftion they began
to systemize their baked goods. Local bakeries like Bond and Burkhardt
would be hired to provide food for all the regional cafes. But things
went steadily downhill. I know some people like Starbucks' little
cookies but everything else went out the window. After the Fancy Foods
show I knew that it was hopeless. You were never going to find a
chocolate croissant with a little extra chocolate inside. You would
find chocolate croissants that your family could store in their shelter
along with sixty gallons of water for each household member. Now
Starbucks sells sandwiches and salads and is moving into breakfast.

I think Starbucks does a number of things well. I don't care for the
coffee but one could argue about that. The food is a lost cause. I'd
try to sell more books and records and videos. They do those things
reasonably well.

Monday, January 8, 2007

...and Yaphet Kotto as Q Riley

The Globe and Da Heral' both reported an arrest made by Boston's new
police commissioner, and his driver. The both reported without comment
that the driver was named Q Riley. Where does this come from? Are
there other cops with wonderful new names? In France the government
approves the names of all children so you don't have any Moon Unit
Leotard's. Or is Riley the first Burmese cop in a city once dominated
by the Irish? Curious minds want to know.

"For example, minutes after a 20-year-old Hyde Park man was fatally
shot Sunday near South Station, Davis was leaving the scene when he and
his driver spotted the Mercedes for which police had just broadcast an
alert. His driver, Q Riley, blocked the car and detained the driver
until officers arrived. Davis yesterday confirmed the incident, saying
he acted as Riley's backup."

The best place to start a musical argument: http://lefsetz.com/wordpress/

I think that Bob Lefsetz wrote his own blurb. Doesn't John Updike
write his, too. This disinhibited blog is at its best when the author
is making coherent and surprising arguments about music, the music
industry, and the future of both. Its interesting when he's just
spritzing.

Who is Bob Lefsetz

Bob Lefsetz is the author of "The Lefsetz Letter." Famous for being
beholden to no one and speaking the truth, Lefsetz addresses the issues
that are at the core of the music business: downloading, copy
protection, pricing and the music itself.

His intense brilliance captivates readers from Steven Tyler to Rick
Nielsen to Bryan Adams to Quincy Jones to EVERYBODY who's in the music
business.

Never boring, always entertaining, Bob's insights are fueled by his
stint as an entertainment business attorney, majordomo of Sanctuary
Music's American division and consultancies to major labels.

"The Lefsetz Letter" has been publishing for the past 20 years. First
as hard copy, most recently as an email newsletter and now, for the
first time, in blog form.

Saturday, January 6, 2007

http://brooklinejenny.blogspot.com/

Jen Deaderick has always had her opinions. A few of them can be found
at her blog, "Brookline is My Baby" at the above url.

for Gus...

A list of my favorite movie endings (that I can think of at this late
hour):

Broadcast News: How many romance movies end with neither guy getting
the girl and everyone being kind of okay with it. It's a great
illustration of what it's like to look back in a crazy period of time
in a life. Excellent! And it doesn't come off as smarmy or
self-important. Because James L. Brooks is fabulous. (Mary Tyler Moore
Show: another great ending)

The Graduate: An obvious choice, but still great. I guess I like
ambiguous endings to romances. The more I see that movie the more I
identify with Mrs. Robinson (I'm a year older than she was supposed to
be in the movie!). In the end, on the bus, the kids start to realize
what she already knows: life just goes on. There's all this excitement
sometimes, but then it just keeps going. Until, of course, it doesn't. 

40 Year Old Virgin: I'm not going to give it away, but it's great

Okay, Gus, see, this is why I don't do these things. I'm already in the
realm of local paper puff piece, or one of those annoying Salon
articles. I type this stuff out, and it just seems too obvious. 

Classic play ending: Hedda Gabler. Just see the thing. Really. Or read
it, at least. It's a stylized ending, but that doesn't make it any less
great.

Wouldn't this been more fun to talk about over some cool tea at the Big
Table? Why do I have to be another person with an opinion on line?
Okay, I'll keep going.

It Happened One Night has a great, satisfying, well-crafted ending. The
whole damn thing is so well written and well made that I don't know why
anyone thought another movie ever had to be made. But, again, life goes
on.

Of course, Some Like It Hot has a great ending, but who doesn't know
that?

I love the end of Mary Poppins. Let's go fly a kite! And why not???

The Apartment has a pretty good ending. Or is it a little cutesy? I'm
not sure. It's feels like a bit of a bow to propriety, or to the need
for a happy ending. But it still has a little of the ambiguity that I
like. And, come on, it's Shirley MacLaine and Jack Lemmon. It does have
a really great, classic beginning, that movie. But that's another blog
entry.

Okay, I've done my bit. I'm going to bed. To hell with the lot of you!

Friday, January 5, 2007

Harvard Square Keeps Getting Better and Better

Haven't you thought to yourself that what Harvard Square really needs
is another bank or two, maybe even a Citibank. Dreams can come true.
The building that once house HMV music will soon have a great big
Citibank. Thank God that people from Manhattan will be able to find
their favorite bank. Wainwright Bank will also share the ground floor
of the building, because as we all know banks like banks as neighbors.
EMS will move upstairs. Citibank is allegedly paying $150 per square
foot.

The Square keeps changing. Years ago it wasn't much different from
Cushing Square in Belmont. Then for a decade it was full of bookstores
and cafes and music stores. Paperback Booksmith was open 24 hours a
day and the Harvard Coop music department was headquarters for the
youth of New England. Wordsworth closed. The Architecture Book Store
above Cafe Pamplona is gone, as is the St. Thomas More bookstore, Asia
Books, Moore and McIntyre, Starr Bookstore, the Bookshelf on Church
St., Mandrake Books on Story Street, and the Harvard Law School Book
Annex. The music stores grew into two superstores -Tower and HMV- and
then imploded. Maybe The Coop music department will revive. Bailey's
closed, Brigham's closed, Uncle Ira's closed, Fred's Ice Cream closed
and so did the strange ice cream store on Mt. Auburn store where they
would use the microwave to make a frappe. Cellphone stores looked like
a good threat for a while but the one on Church St. and Brattle closed.
Allegedly Harvard Real Estate rented that space with the intention of
renting it to a cool food store like Dean & DeLuca or an uncool food
store like Trader Joe's. If we move to a cashless society then all
these banks will disappear in a Darwinian ... plop.

Its Not Free

Its not free. It costs $8. And its part of The Film Series With the
Strangest Name: Swiss Films with Rhythm. Accordion Tribe is playing
at the MFA on Th Ja 11 at 815PM. I saw it last year. The musicians
are charming obsessives. If you have traveled through Europe and been
amused by the persistence of the accordion this is the film for you.
Both the music and the cinematography are excellent.

Accordion Tribe by Stefan Schwietert (2004, 87 min.). Slovenian
American accordionist Guy Klusevic had a dream: to gather a group of
accordion greats—Maria Kalaniemi from Finland, Sweden's mad scientist
Lars Holmer, fellow Slovenian Bratco Babic, and the elfin Austrian Otto
Lechner— and make music together. Follow this unlikely quintet, the
Accordion Tribe, on tour through picturesque European
countrysides—practicing, performing, and attempting to return their
instrument to worldwide recognition as a powerhouse of emotions. In
English and German with English subtitles. This series is made
possible with assistance from Pro Helvetia–Swiss Arts Council, Swiss
Roots–Cultural Offshoots, and co-presented by the Consulate of
Switzerland, Boston.

Thursday, January 4, 2007

Other places

Toscanini's is sold at most New England Whole Foods and both
Formaggio's. The Lyceum in Salem, Ma. uses our ice creams in their
desserts. If you want ice cream after leaving a show at The Middle
East you can get pints at Central Convenience. The ultimate
convenience is to order pints from Cinderella's pizza. They deliver in
Boston, Cambridge, Brookline and Somerville. (617) 576-0280. Soon
we'll be back in the MIT Student Center at LaVerde's. Taste of Newton
sells our ice cream and so do several City Convenience Stores. If you
like shellfish go to B&G Oysters in the South End. They shuck our ice
cream.

Breakfast@TheBigTable resumes at 10AM on Saturday

Thalia of Pennsylvania, our weekend breakfast chef has been working on
a new menu and will prepare things on Friday so that Saturday and
Sunday will begin happily.

New to the menu:

Corneal pancakes with breakfast sausage patties, Grade B Vermont syrup
and whipped butter

Brioche French Toast a la Orange Rhum Banana with whipped butter and
Grade B Vermont syrup

Irish Oatmeal with fresh apple slices, raising, raisins, and sugar in
the raw.

Most everything else is back, including the Crunchy Monsieur ham and
cheese sandwich, the creamy egg sandwich, the Applewood bacon and the
lemon curd.

Tuesday, January 2, 2007

College Basketball

There is an argument made during beer commercials that college
basketball is better than professional basketball because the games
mean more to the college players. Professional basketball players may
be more talented but they know they're going to be paid whatever
happens; they play too many games and the travel schedule is
unbelievable.

This is similar to my feelings about student concerts at the New
England Conservatory, Boston's Division 1 Music Power. The concerts
are free and NEC's Jordan Hall is a beautiful surprise that is one
block from Symphony Hall. A stairway takes you abruptly up from the
sidewalk, into a small lobby, another foyer and then into one of
Boston's best secret spaces. Jordan Hall looks like a concert hall in
the Austro-Hungarian Empire and the audience is casual but very
involved with the music.

On Su Ja 21 Karen Gomyo will play at 8PM. Her fall concert was
altogether amazing, ending with tango music written by Astor Piazzola.
This is free and that is the final charm of Jordan Hall. Maybe you'd
hesitate to spend $20 to $50 for an unfamiliar event but to see someone
like Karen Gomyo for free is why you live in the city.

Cambridge Parking Rules

MIT doesn't really start until Tu Fe 6, although some of the geniuses
are in town for Independent Activity Period. String theory, charm
school and very scientific courses about wine.

Harvard students come back for reading period and exams, then return
home. Classes resume on We Ja 31.

UMass. resumes classes on Ja 27.

2006 Hype in Review

Basic Instinct 2 did $5,000,000 in domestic grosses. Despite several
weeks of hype that plainly did not convince anyone to leave the
comforts of their home. Sharon Stone returns to her career as a
product shill in Europe and a favorite of fashion editors in the US.

Outkast's Idlewild was everywhere before it opened. No one went after
it opened. The domestic gross was $12,000,000.

Also Madonna didn't work out for Versace and Sex in the City star, and
Dee Snyder look-alike Sarah Jane Parker still doesn't work for The Gap.

Other people's Ten Best Movies for 2006

This year was unusual because there were not, as is common, fifteen to
twenty movies that might be plausibly listed on anyone's list of the
Ten Best Movies.

Colin Covert of the Minnesota Star-Tribune doesn't like these lists but
he did mention the following films.
http://www.startribune.com/10137/rich_media/893591.html
1. Borat
2. United 93
3. The Departed
4. The Descent
5. Thank You for Smoking
6. Half Nelson
7. The Devil Wears Prada
8. V for Vendetta
9 A Prarie Home Companion

Ruthie Stein reviews movies for the SF Chronicle.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/12/31/

PKG1VN67IU1.DTL&hw=2006+best+movies&sn=003&sc=947

1. Little Miss Sunshine
2. The Queen
3. The Departed
4. Little Children
5. Babel
6. Dreamgirls
7. Pan's Labrynith
8. The Painted Veil
9. Notes on a Scandal
10. The Lives of Others

Ella Taylor writes for LA Weekly.
http://www.laweekly.com/film+tv/film/best-films-of-2006-in-no-order-

that-makes-sense-with-liberal-cheating/15309/
1. Army of Shadows (1969's French Resistance movie by Jean Pierre
Melville)
2. Old Joy
3. The Queen
4. Iraq in Fragments
Our Brand is Crisis
5. The Death of Mr. Lazarescu
6. Family Law
7. Venus
49 Up
8. Lassie
Monster House
9. Fateless
10. Borat

Scott Foundas also writes for LA Weekly
http://www.laweekly.com/film+tv/film/the-best-films-of-2006-the-year-

of-army-of-shadows/15308/
1. Army of Shadows
2. Flags of Our Fathers
Letters From Iwo Jima
3. United 93
4. The Death of Mr. Lazarescu
5. L'Inturus
Inland Empire
6. Happy Feet
Apocalypto
7. Climates
Miami Vice
8. Children of Men
L'Enfant
9. A Prairie Home Companion
10. Talladega Nights
Jackass Number 2

Monday, January 1, 2007

Weekend Sports in the NYTimes

The Shallow Section of the Sunday NYTimes continues to offer its own
view of life in the big city. On Ja 2 07 the Times featured a small
roster of 15 weddings. No black people. No Hispanics. No South
Asians. One homosexual couple. Hispanics are the most invisible of
New Yorkers. They rarely appear in the Sunday Styles section despite
being the city's largest ethnic group. Otherwise this was a pretty
boring collection of couplings. As the Leonard Koppett of wedding news
the only statistic that emerges from this week's reports is that 7 of
the 30 people involved went to law school or were going to law school.

Was this part of the paper ever interesting? There's an unsurprising
piece about happy nerds at Google and two stories about those darn baby
boomers.
Two heirs to a cosmetic fortune are featured in a fashion piece that
threatens the Wall of Separation between editorial and advertising.
Maybe they're friends of someone who writes for the paper as a regular
reader might often suspect when reading this part of the Times. Is
there any other reason for the short feature about two astrologers from
Detroit? There is a scary picture of Suzanne Bartsch in an article
about losing expensive jewelry at an expensive beach. Maybe she did a
favor for someone?

The ThursdayStyles section is utterly hopeless, but what the
SundayStyles wants to do is not so bad: create a cast of characters
and types that suggest what the hip parts of the city are like, sort of
Lake Wobegon on the Hudson. British newspapers are very good at this.
The Times is not.

"I am not a mime."

Before she became famous and completely fabulous in The Dresden Dolls,
Amanda Palmer worked as a street performer in Harvard Square. She was
the Eight Foot Tall Bride, towering over everyone in front of Holyoke
Center, looking Kabuki-weird-and-white. In a recent conversation about
whatever decline is happening in Harvard Square she said, "Mimes are
the canaries in the coal mine. When I talk to street performers they
want to work around Quincy Market. Harvard Square is not a good place
because there aren't that many people."